{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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