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The John and Ken Show was an American talk radio show, hosted by John Chester Kobylt and Kenneth Robertson Chiampou. The show aired Monday thru Friday, from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. Pacific Time on KFI AM 640, a local Southern California talk radio station. The program was one of the most listened to local talk radio programs in the United States and drew an estimated weekly audience of approximately 1.2 million listeners.
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