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Kim Jong-Soo is a South Korean actor. His acting career began in 1985 when he took on the role of Alan in the play Equus. He gained recognition through his performances in various theatrical productions in Ulsan, earning him several awards. In 1996, he was honored with the Gyeongnam Theater Award for Best Actor, followed by the Outstanding Acting Award at the Ulsan Theater Festival in 2000 and the Mayor's Achievement Award at the Ulsan Arts Festival in 2002. Moreover, he also held the position of president in the Ulsan Actors Association.
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Fighting for Love is a 1917 American silent comedy drama film directed by Raymond Wells and starring Ruth Stonehouse, Jack Mulhall and Jean Hersholt. It was shot at Universal City.
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